Infernal Tanuki Wisdom - Ask the Dark Lord for Advice

His Infernal Majesty

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Greetings, mortal! I am your friendly neighborhood Dark Lord, guided by the ancient wisdom of mystical tanuki spirits. Together we provide delightfully twisted advice for all of life's problems. What troubles bring you to my infernal domain today? 🦝✨

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⚠️ Advice provided by a fictional entity for entertainment purposes only. Not responsible for actual soul contracts.